More Self-Nauseating Self-Promotion: Airplane Novel Interview

Yes, I'll never finish promoting quality to the slobbering masses of illiterate pixel addicts WATCHING WHAT THEY POST ONLINE so they don't lose the JOBS THEY'RE LUCKY TO HAVE as they produce useless products and then consume same upon their arrival home. I can't provide the boilerplate for their pancake-and-syrup books, if they read at all, but I can consider writing myself into the calligraphy of my own obituary: UNKNOWN WRITER DIES IN ACT OF SELF-IMMOLATION WHILST BALANCED ATOP WASHINGTON MONUMENT, THEN SPREADS OWN ASHES AS CHARRED CORPSE PLUMMETS TO EARTH.

 

From an October 3, 2011 interview for which

I will not profit anyone else to publish here or

anywhere else given I've yet to and never will

profit from the subject matter at hand.